A Wish List Item

Some days I want a sign. Big. Neon. Porable, that's important. Big enough to be impossible to miss, small enough I can hump it about. Bright, blood red letters, foot tall. Two lines. It will read:

"You Are Not Helping"

I will have it equiped with a switch so that it can be turned on and off at a moment's notice. I will turn it on every time someone wants to do something superflurous, or idiotic, or obstructive... all ostentiously to be help to me.

I cannot begin to number the times I must have needed that sign today.