Little Rabbit Foo Foo

Little Rabbit Foo Foo,
Hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And boppin' them on the head

Down came the good fairy,
And she said:

"Little Rabbit Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scoopin' up the field mice
And boppin' them on the head"

"I'll give you two more chances."

So the next day:
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And pattin' them on the head.

Down came the evil fairy,
And she said:

"Little Rabbit Foo Foo,
I thought I had warned you
About scoopin' up the field mice
And pattin' them on the head."

"I'll give you two more chances.
Then I 'adjust' your attitude."

So the next day...
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And boppin' them on the head

Down came the good fairy,
And she said:

"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I'm disappointed in you
Scoopin' up the field mice
And boppin' them on the head"

"You have one more chance
After that I smite you."

So the next day:
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And pattin' them on the head

Down came the evil fairy
And she said:

"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I'm really gonna hurt you
If ever I again see you
Pattin' a field mouse on the head"

"This is your last chance.
Not kidding - remember what happened to your cousin, Little Bunny Foo Foo?"

It was at this point that Little Rabbit Foo Foo realized he was screwed.

So on the next day...
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Hoppin' through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And alternately boppin' and pattin' them on the head.

Down came the good fairy
Down came the evil fairy
And they saw each other
And both said, "you".

They shook their heads,
And turned to Little Rabbit Foo Foo
And said:

"Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I'm disappointed in you
I'm furious with you
Scoopin' up the field mice
Scoopin' up the field mice
And boppin' -
And pattin' -"

Then the good fairy said:
"Heck with it-"
And attacked the evil fairy.
Who was expecting that.

So that night...
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Scampering through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
And getting out of the way

And the next day they threw a 'no more fairies' party.